A fierce group of raccoons has killed 10 cats, attacked a small dog and bitten at least one pet owner who had to get rabies shots, residents of Olympia say. Some have taken to carrying pepper spray [.]
Celebrating the 7th anniversary of a 29th birthday?
Add a striking touch to your festivities with a 7km depth 2.9 magnitude earthquake.
The 45-year-old was found guilty of wasting police time earlier this year.
Plaintiffs for money wasted on felt hats and headscarves dyed to match pastel shirt-dresses have only themselves to blame.
Sister: You're a penis!
Brother: You're a worm!
Sister: You're a penis worm!
Brother: At least I'd win at penis fencing.
Sister: Maybe. If you were a flatworm.
Brother: Penis fencing losers always turn out to be girls.
Sister: Then it's a good thing you're not a flatworm. Loser.
The NYT has long served as a vector for social ills – the partisan sloganeering, homonym fu, Fristian conspiracies tucked beneath the C17 fold with the hair-plug ads, and of course the meth mouth-itis – but this strain is extra super insidious.
The good news, Fan said, is that the [the federally approved line of] cells did not share any abnormal characteristics associated with cancer.
So they're not entirely lethal.
Evil never sleeps!
At long last, the Czar's testicles are out of the bag.
I'm glad it was a 4.7 in Glen Ellen and not a 3.1 in Bishop. I really don't need to feel those.
Consider my garments rent.