I, THE UNDERSIGNED,
GRATEFULLY ACCEPT THAT
GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE
GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER. I
BELIEVE HE ACTED IN GOOD
FAITH IN HIS DECISION TO
TAKE US TO WAR IN IRAQ, AND
HAS ALWAYS ACTED IN THE
BEST INTEREST OF ALL
AMERICANS AND, IN THE CASE
OF BARNEY, ALL AMERICAN
PETS. HE CAN BEND SPOONS
WITH HIS MIND AND HIS FLESH TASTES LIKE APPLE PIE.
IN CLOSING,
I BELIEVE HE WOULD
MAKE AN EXCELLENT
BASEBALL COMMISSIONER.
At least it's not [*] weather.
The first warning meow was at 6:24am.
Just now came the reminder: meow meow MEOWMEOWMEOW mommy get out here right now put down the tea forget the Powerbook just get outside, whew, ok, good mommy, here's my tummy.
*kerwhump*
A 3.0 from 5 miles down and a degree or three to the SW, when you're outside bending down to skritch your handsome earthquake predictor on his fuzzy widdle tummy, feels like a ghost made of sound running past, grazing you with its shoulder.