20 Jul

We felt it – right down to our donuts.
"The squirrels were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
| You Are Death |
![]() But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul. You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life. Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be. Your fortune: Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself. Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of. But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them. Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. |
Put me down for $20 on Art:Hoax
17 Jul
15 Jul
Did you hear the one about the writer who paused mid-novel-revision for an "interesting" round of [dominant] hand surgeries?
Yeah. That one's a hoot.
12 Jul
British blamed for Basra badgers
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
6 Jul




