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2000 Archive
30 Nov
lamest. obituary. evar.

Evel Knievel, the motorcycle stuntman who was depicted by Kanye West in one of his videos, has died at 69.

Yes. Well. He some other things, too.

evel_knievel.jpg

Continued...

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29 Nov
Oops.

"The Advice Lab" advises:


never drink anything out of a test tube.

TestTubePixie.jpg

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27 Nov
[holds Bic lighter aloft]

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23 Nov
seamless

The cast came off in early October; now I'm down to a strap-on splint.
dorsaljuly.jpg

If you look very closely, in just the right light, you can only just barely see a hint of a scar.
volar-july.jpg

[Do not] tear across perforation.
ulnarmakesmefaint.jpg

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22 Nov
loading up on ginger ale

The location for the DUI checkpoint isn't being disclosed.

We'll look hard for it next year, with plenty of apples and onions to stick up that turkey's butt.
And honey and olive oil and sea salt and sage.
Thanks, Cadhla. That ruled.

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18 Nov
not that there's anything wrong with that

Funny Pictures
moar funny pictures

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13 Nov
Of course, it does.

the [2057 Mazda Motonari RX] contains millions of microscopic actuators functioning as a haptic envelope. This allows the driver to experience the road psycho-somatically, receiving electrical stimulation to specific muscle groups.

That, right there, is plenty motivation to eat one's veggies, drink plenty of water, and adhere to a LaLanne-like exercise regimen. Sorry, potential heirs.

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12 Nov
by "love" we mean "mousie entrails"


the cuddly toy owl dubbed 'mummy owl' [...] has to be washed regularly because she gets so much love.

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8 Nov
you can smell it

"This area is all full of oil. You can smell it. This whole area is closed."

you can smell it

The Coast Guard estimates that over 58,000 gallons of fuel were spilled from the accident, up from their initial approximation of only 140 gallons. Only 8,000 gallons of fuel have been contained thus far.

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