Hey, man. What did you have for lunch?
A chipmunk-sized rice bowl. How about you?
Squirrel-sized burrito. (Urp.)
Wow. Red, grey, or ground squirrel?
Grey. I could only eat half.
So you have like a whole chipmunk left for later!
No, I gave it to that guy on the corner. He gave me a swig from his daschsund-sized bottle of gin.
Cocktails at lunch? You rebel.
It's the only way to get through these aardvark-sized meetings.
Houghton Mifflin, which reportedly paid Foer an advance of $1 million, put a full-page ad for "Extremely Loud" in yesterday's Times. [...] The paperback rights sold for $925,000. A film of the book is due this summer. Screen rights to the new novel also have been sold.
The incident creates a dilemma in China where no law exists for the ownership of virtual weapons.
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(Thanks, Dan)
We've heard he can be a bit of an egomaniacal notoriety-seeking annoyance to the London art scene, but right now at this very moment Banksy is our hero. We dug the London rat series last year, but we effing love these .
(Someone who is clearly not a real patriot) warned of lawsuits from students enrolled in Holocaust history courses who believe the Holocaust never happened. Similar suits could be filed by students who don’t believe astronauts landed on the moon, who believe teaching birth control is a sin or even by Shands medical students who refuse to perform blood transfusions and believe prayer is the only way to heal the body.
